I think something exploded in my hair. something BOTANICAL. honestly,
I've temporarily become Medusa for the past few days. I think I'll have
to start brushing for the remaining days before impending (and much
anticipated) haircut, which will hopefully kill whatever beast lies
there and subsequent colour dying will destroy roots/eggs/young.
Last night I dreamt two dreams simultaneously. You have no idea how
cool it was. At one time I was both attached to my little sister via a
bottle of beer, looking for mum in a pub full of Australians listening
to Those Bloody McKennas in Paris, while I was also reciting a story
(in Danish) about an asian man finding true love behind the Arc de
Triomphe for a Danish test. The funniest part was when I recited
bloopers the actors made while performing the story. Its hard to
explain, its like I was writing two different stories at the same time
with seperate hands. Not sure whether to be impressed or scared of
myself.
Thusfar today no exploding tractors. But I did buy a shirt! And the
little man at the kebab shop ran after me with a serviette when he
noticed I forgot to get one. Hehe. Also Jannie and I 'missed' our bus
to school so we could sleep in because I had a full day of history,
which I avoided anyway by going into town for language school.
Why can't I find some cool jeans!? I hate these goddam fake
rips/fretting that they put in random places on ALL new jeans where you
just wouldn't get a rip or fret. What's one doing UNDER MY KNEE!? Maybe
Danish fashion designers just lead very friction-filled lives.
September 16 2005, 01:19:28 UTC 6 years ago
I WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOU IF YOU BLEACH YOUR HAIR
Now, I hearsay (from you, actually, you wrote it above) that you are dyeing your hair. DON'T BLEACH IT! PROMISE ME, PHYLLIS! Blondes don't have more fun, I promise you! You'd look like an anaemically-foliaged carrot!!! (excessive exclamations, much?)I agree with the jeans bizarreness, obviously someone's got some unresolved tension. It's not just denmark though, it's a world wide epidemic! When the rips start to appear across the crotch, or worse, along the butt crack, we'll have to storm the sweat shops.
September 16 2005, 16:00:51 UTC 6 years ago
Re: I WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOU IF YOU BLEACH YOUR HAIR
Don't worry, I'm not bleaching. I couldnt think of anything worse... I'm just making it a bit lighter. And shorter. You'll see soon!September 16 2005, 02:04:40 UTC 6 years ago